General Tso's Spicy 8K and Mild 3K

Sunday 25 December 2016 Noon
Educational institution near Ellicott City, MD

Everything seems to be closed on the 25th for some reason and there aren't any races around, so General Tso has decided to throw together an extremely low-key pair of afternoon running races using rolling neighborhood courses that will be familiar to many who have raced in Howard County, Maryland. Basically this is little more than some chalk marks, a few traffic cones, and a guy with a stopwatch. We'll have fortune cookies for participants and maybe a couple prizes, but otherwise this is a "fat-a**"-style event: No fees, no awards, no wimps, no whiners. (More info on the nature of this crummy little event appears in the "Important notes & restrictions" section below.)

 
VOLUNTEERS WANTED!
While we are planning to stage this race with minimal support, things would surely go a lot better with a few volunteers on hand, particularly to man the turnaround points and to work the finish line. If you'd be willing to help us out on the 25th, e-mail General Tso!

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If you're one of those Facebook people, we have a Facebook event page for no real reason!

Date & time

Sunday 25 December 2016, with both races starting together at noon. Registration will be from, oh, let's say 11:30 to race time.

Location

A familiar educational institution somewhere between Ellicott City and Columbia, Maryland. Folks who are capable of running in a burly manner will immediately know which educational institution we're talking about, but for non-regulars, the decimal coordinates 39.2557, -76.8668 should get you to the general vicinity of the start/finish. (Or, if you prefer, N 39°15.342', W 76°52.008'; or N 39°15'20.52", W 76°52'00.48".) E-mail General Tso if you still can't figure it out. Please note: There are no bathrooms at the race location.

Entry fee

Free!

Registration

Race day only, although you can always R.S.V.P. by e-mail (or via our Facebook event page) so that we'll have an idea of how many people to expect. All participants will be required to sign a waiver on race day. See the important notes & restrictions section to learn what you'll be agreeing to. (Runners under 18 must have a parent or legal guardian present to sign the waiver. Because of the minimally-supported nature of this event, we do not recommend it for younger runners.)

  course map
 

Courses

Our eight kilometer (4.971 mile) and three kilometer (1.864 mile) routes will be basic adaptations of the 5 mile and 2 mile courses at this location; they will be familiar to many runners in the Howard County area. Both courses are hilly out-and-back routes on quiet neighborhood roads, with a short bit on a sidewalk & path near the beginning and end.

The courses will likely be unmanned, but we plan to mark all turns and turnarounds with cones, chalk, and/or surveyor's flags. Miles/kilometers will likely not be marked unless we have extra time available. (You may also see some faded orange spraypainted arrows in the road from a race held at the same location one week earlier; these too will point you in the right direction.)

Both races will use the same start/finish line. The 3K will turn around a little short of where the traditional 2 mile course turns around, and the 8K will turn around at the same place the 5 miler does.

Course measurement has been done via satellite imagery, following all tangents. You may run the tangents during the race, but you do so at your own risk, and for safety reasons we recommend that you run on the left side of the road, facing traffic.

Elevation profiles of the two courses appear below, and you can check out a larger version of the course map here.

8K elevation profile

3K elevation profile

Water stops

None. Please carry water with you if you think you'll need it during the race.

Awards

We promise nothing, although we may have something cheap for the overall male & female winners.

Post-race refreshments

In addition to water & cups, we'll have fortune cookies for all finishers! (Well, we have 100 fortune cookies, anyway. Let's hope we don't have more than 100 participants.)

Results

Results will be tracked via the "finish card" method. (You'll be handed a card when you cross the finish line, and you'll fill out your card and turn it in.) Complete results will be published here and on a few other running sites. We may also try to take & upload some photos from the event!

Important notes/restrictions

  • You participate at your own risk and are 100% responsible for your own safety. This is a unofficial, unsponsored, unaffiliated non-event.
  • By taking part, you absolve the organizers, volunteers, and race site owners of any liability for anything that may happen.
  • There will be very little (if any) support out on the course. There may be no course marshals to direct you. Be prepared to fend for yourself.
  • Obviously, all of the roads are open to vehicular traffic.
  • No on-site medical assistance is available.
  • Running the race with personal listening devices, baby joggers, and/or dogs is not permitted. Violators will be disqualified (i.e. left out of the results).
  • Due to the minimally-supported nature of these races, this event is not recommended for younger runners or for anyone who likes to whine about poorly-organized events.
  • This race is also not recommended for anyone who would get in trouble with one's family for running some stupid race on a major religious holiday.

Severe weather

In the event of snow and/or ice, the run may be cancelled. We will aim to make any such decision on the previous evening, and we'll announce it via e-mail (to those who have R.S.V.P.ed) and here on the web page. (See the National Weather Service forecast page for the area around the undisclosed location of the race.)

Questions/blame

Contact General Tso.


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