Stupid Little 10 Miler and 5K
2003 10 MI.: 2003 5K:

20035K Awards5K Awards
The 33rd finisher overall was to receive $15 in prize money and an Oscar-like trophy... but because we didn't actually have 33 finishers this year, the money went to the final finisher! We also gave out inexpensive trophies to the overall winners, to the second to last finisher, and to the fastest male & female who would not have received an award otherwise. And for the sake of stupidity, none of the figurines on the trophies were running-related! Meanwhile, the last three finishers in each age group were to receive color certificates which included "lucky lotto numbers" and odd "personalized running tips". (The certificates were not handed out due to the rain on race day and were to be mailed to the winners at a later date.)

Names of SVR members at the time of the race are in bold print. Also available are the 5K overall results and split times. E-mail the race director with any questions or corrections!

Special AwardsSpecial Awards
33rd Place Overall*
$15 in prize money and an Oscar-like trophy
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22.Lori Epik40FStaunton, VA37:58.912:1422nd10th
Note: We did not end up with 33 participants this year, but our race guidelines state that the final finisher gets the prize money and trophy in the event of a low turnout. So that must've been a nice little bonus for Lori!

Second to Last Overall
race horse trophy
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21.Mary Broy41FBerryville, VA32:30.610:2821st9th

"I Almost Got Shafted" Award
horse's rear trophy, given to the first male & female who would not have received an award otherwise
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FTammy Brannon43FBerryville, VA29:29.19:2917th6th
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Overall AwardsOverall Awards
Female Overall
1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: archery trophy
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1.Angie Page30FThe Plains, VA23:42.87:389th1st
2.Erin Broy12FBerryville, VA24:57.58:0211th2nd
3.Michelle See33FBoyce, VA26:15.58:2712th3rd

Male Overall
1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: archery trophy
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1.Mike Tanner28MStrasburg, VA17:20.95:351st1st
2.Mark Vann36MWinchester, VA17:32.05:392nd2nd
3.Mike Meadows46MMartinsburg, WV18:20.45:543rd3rd

Female Masters
horseshoe pitcher trophy
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1.Mary Veilleux47FBerryville, VA29:23.69:2815th4th

Male Masters
horseshoe pitcher trophy
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1.Denny Myers49MStephens City, VA22:31.67:157th7th

Male Senior Masters
bucking bronco trophy
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1.Randy Wingfield58MWinchester, VA21:36.46:576th6th

Age Group AwardsAge Group Awards
Note: This year our age group awards were given to the last three finishers in each age group instead of to the first three!
Female 15-19
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1.Elizabeth Mumaw15FBerryville, VA29:28.79:2916th5th

Male 25-29
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1.Jeremy Burnworth26MToms Brook, VA19:52.56:244th4th
2.J.J. Alcott26MWoodstock, VA24:06.87:4610th9th

Male 30-34
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1.Gene Lewis34MCross Junction, VA22:40.97:188th8th

Male 35-39
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1.Raymond Bollock38MWinchester, VA20:07.66:295th5th

Female 40-44
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1.Tammy Brannon43FBerryville, VA29:29.19:2917th6th
2.Sherry Puhan42FReston, VA29:34.69:3118th7th
3.Mary Broy41FBerryville, VA32:30.610:2821st9th
4.Lori Epik40FStaunton, VA37:58.912:1422nd10th

Female 50-54
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1.Clissy Funkhouser50FCharles Town, WV30:03.39:4019th8th

Male 55-59
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1.Jim Ingham58MTybee Island, GA31:49.910:1520th12th

Male 60-64
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1.Glenn Luttrell60MStephens City, VA28:31.49:1114th11th

Male 65-69
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1.Robert Gurtler68MThe Plains, VA26:35.08:3313th10th

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