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| The 33rd finisher overall was to receive $15 in prize money and an Oscar-like trophy... but because we didn't actually have 33 finishers this year, the money went to the final finisher! We also gave out inexpensive trophies to the overall winners, to the second to last finisher, and to the fastest male & female who would not have received an award otherwise. And for the sake of stupidity, none of the figurines on the trophies were running-related! Meanwhile, the last three finishers in each age group were to receive color certificates which included "lucky lotto numbers" and odd "personalized running tips". (The certificates were not handed out due to the rain on race day and were to be mailed to the winners at a later date.) Names of SVR members at the time of the race are in bold print. Also available are the 5K overall results and split times. E-mail the race director with any questions or corrections! |
| 33rd Place Overall* |
| $15 in prize money and an Oscar-like trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 22. | Lori Epik | 40 | F | Staunton, VA | 37:58.9 | 12:14 | 22nd | 10th |
| Note: We did not end up with 33 participants this year, but our race guidelines state that the final finisher gets the prize money and trophy in the event of a low turnout. So that must've been a nice little bonus for Lori! |
| Second to Last Overall |
| race horse trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 21. | Mary Broy | 41 | F | Berryville, VA | 32:30.6 | 10:28 | 21st | 9th |
| "I Almost Got Shafted" Award |
| horse's rear trophy, given to the first male & female who would not have received an award otherwise |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| F | Tammy Brannon | 43 | F | Berryville, VA | 29:29.1 | 9:29 | 17th | 6th |
| M | no winner |
| Female Overall |
| 1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: archery trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Angie Page | 30 | F | The Plains, VA | 23:42.8 | 7:38 | 9th | 1st |
| 2. | Erin Broy | 12 | F | Berryville, VA | 24:57.5 | 8:02 | 11th | 2nd |
| 3. | Michelle See | 33 | F | Boyce, VA | 26:15.5 | 8:27 | 12th | 3rd |
| Male Overall |
| 1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: archery trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Mike Tanner | 28 | M | Strasburg, VA | 17:20.9 | 5:35 | 1st | 1st |
| 2. | Mark Vann | 36 | M | Winchester, VA | 17:32.0 | 5:39 | 2nd | 2nd |
| 3. | Mike Meadows | 46 | M | Martinsburg, WV | 18:20.4 | 5:54 | 3rd | 3rd |
| Female Masters |
| horseshoe pitcher trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Mary Veilleux | 47 | F | Berryville, VA | 29:23.6 | 9:28 | 15th | 4th |
| Male Masters |
| horseshoe pitcher trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Denny Myers | 49 | M | Stephens City, VA | 22:31.6 | 7:15 | 7th | 7th |
| Male Senior Masters |
| bucking bronco trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Randy Wingfield | 58 | M | Winchester, VA | 21:36.4 | 6:57 | 6th | 6th |
| Note: This year our age group awards were given to the last three finishers in each age group instead of to the first three! |
| Female 15-19 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Elizabeth Mumaw | 15 | F | Berryville, VA | 29:28.7 | 9:29 | 16th | 5th |
| Male 25-29 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Jeremy Burnworth | 26 | M | Toms Brook, VA | 19:52.5 | 6:24 | 4th | 4th |
| 2. | J.J. Alcott | 26 | M | Woodstock, VA | 24:06.8 | 7:46 | 10th | 9th |
| Male 30-34 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Gene Lewis | 34 | M | Cross Junction, VA | 22:40.9 | 7:18 | 8th | 8th |
| Male 35-39 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Raymond Bollock | 38 | M | Winchester, VA | 20:07.6 | 6:29 | 5th | 5th |
| Female 40-44 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Tammy Brannon | 43 | F | Berryville, VA | 29:29.1 | 9:29 | 17th | 6th |
| 2. | Sherry Puhan | 42 | F | Reston, VA | 29:34.6 | 9:31 | 18th | 7th |
| 3. | Mary Broy | 41 | F | Berryville, VA | 32:30.6 | 10:28 | 21st | 9th |
| 4. | Lori Epik | 40 | F | Staunton, VA | 37:58.9 | 12:14 | 22nd | 10th |
| Female 50-54 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Clissy Funkhouser | 50 | F | Charles Town, WV | 30:03.3 | 9:40 | 19th | 8th |
| Male 55-59 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Jim Ingham | 58 | M | Tybee Island, GA | 31:49.9 | 10:15 | 20th | 12th |
| Male 60-64 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Glenn Luttrell | 60 | M | Stephens City, VA | 28:31.4 | 9:11 | 14th | 11th |
| Male 65-69 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Robert Gurtler | 68 | M | The Plains, VA | 26:35.0 | 8:33 | 13th | 10th |
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