Stupid Little 10 Miler and 5K
2006 10 MI.: 2006 5K:

200610 Miler Awards10 Miler Awards
Inexpensive trophies were given to the overall winners, to the second to last finisher, and to the fastest male & female who would not have received an award otherwise. And for the sake of stupidity, none of the figurines on the trophies were running-related! Meanwhile, the top three finishers in each age group received color certificates featuring Edvard Munch's painting "The Scream", along with lucky lotto numbers and various quotes related to the word "stupid". (No prize money or Oscar-like trophies were given out this year due to budgetary constraints.)

Names of members of the Shenandoah Valley Runners at the time of the race are in bold blue print; names of Loudoun Road Runners Club members are in bold red; and names of South Riding Running Club members are in bold green. Also available are the 10 miler overall results and split times. E-mail the race director with any questions or corrections!

Overall AwardsOverall Awards
Female Overall
1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: gymnast trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Laura Nelson40FWoodstock, VA1:11:27.57:098th1stno
2.Valerie Smith27FWinchester, VA1:14:27.67:279th2ndyes
3.Christine Wu-Shepherd37FAnnapolis, MD1:14:44.77:2812th3rdno

Male Overall
1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: gymnast trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Dickson Mercer24MFrederick, MD59:28.75:571st1stno
2.Charles Bowles23MBoyce, VA1:03:03.86:182nd2ndno
3.Raymond Bollock40MWinchester, VA1:05:30.36:333rd3rdyes

Female Masters
horseshoe pitcher trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Carolyn Wilson46FMillwood, VA1:22:16.98:1426th7thno

Male Masters
horseshoe pitcher trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Bill Stahr45MThe Plains, VA1:08:33.86:516th6thno

Female Senior Masters
ballerina trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Cathy Van Brocklin59FGaithersburg, MD1:33:46.39:2341st13thno

Male Senior Masters
skateboarder trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Jason Page61MHamilton, VA1:08:52.36:537th7thno

Special AwardsSpecial Awards
Second to Last Overall
race horse trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Colleen Snyder50FLinden, VA2:12:34.313:1554th21stno

"I Almost Got Shafted" Award
horse's rear trophy, given to the first male & female who would not have received an award otherwise
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
FCricket Whitner38FMiddleburg, VA1:32:05.89:1340th12thno
MChris Tate42MMiddleburg, VA1:22:02.88:1223rd18thno

Age Group AwardsAge Group Awards
Female 25-29
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Christine Bartholomay28FMartinsburg, WV1:41:24.110:0847th17thyes

Male 25-29
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Stephen Meier28MWinchester, VA1:06:28.86:394th4thyes
2.Mike Wipfler26MArlington, VA1:14:44.27:2811th9th?

Female 30-34
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Alison Gittelman33FSouth Riding, VA1:20:24.08:0220th5thno
2.Jennifer Harris33FLeesburg, VA1:36:50.09:4144th15thno

Male 30-34
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Harland Peelle31MLeesburg, VA1:07:51.96:475th5thyes

Female 35-39
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Karen Young37FBoyds, MD1:19:34.57:5717th4thno
2.Lori Fountain Bales37FWinchester, VA1:22:10.88:1325th6thno
3.Cheryl Young36FReston, VA1:27:59.28:4834th10thno
4.Cricket Whitner38FMiddleburg, VA1:32:05.89:1340th12thno
5.Carol Johnson38FSouth Riding, VA1:35:16.29:3242nd14thyes
6.Jenny Dougherty35FLeesburg, VA1:36:52.39:4145th16thno

Male 35-39
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Brad Conver37MReston, VA1:26:57.88:4232nd23rdno
2.T.J. Radtke35MReston, VA1:27:27.48:4533rd24thno
3.John Ralyea39MArlington, VA1:31:39.39:1036th26thno

Female 40-44
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Kathy Klimek41FRound Hill, VA1:24:04.98:2429th8thno
2.Heidi Ambrose40FLeesburg, VA1:24:37.48:2831st9thno
3.Kelly Cockrill42FPurcellville, VA1:31:47.89:1137th11thyes
4.Karen Chipman42FWarrenton, VA1:56:19.611:3853rd20thno

Male 40-44
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Joel McKenzie44MStephens City, VA1:15:54.17:3513th10thno
2.Mike Caslin42MRound Hill, VA1:17:49.67:4715th12thno
3.James Brewer40MWinchester, VA1:19:28.27:5716th13th?
4.Chris Tate42MMiddleburg, VA1:22:02.88:1223rd18thno
5.Arvel Debty44MMarble, NC1:29:00.58:5435th25thno
6.Rick Cockrill41MPurcellville, VA1:31:47.99:1138th27thno
7.Vince Wertz43MMartinsburg, WV1:31:51.49:1139th28thyes

Male 45-49
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Myron Kremer49MWinchester, VA1:14:35.17:2810th8thno
2.Denny Maietta45MWoodstock, VA1:17:17.27:4414th11thno
3.Darrell Hollowell48MLeesburg, VA1:22:07.98:1324th19thno
4.Kevin Shea47MHamilton, VA1:22:44.38:1627th20thyes
5.Rich Petrassi49MSouth Riding, VA1:49:02.710:5451st33rdyes

Female 50-54
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Colleen Snyder50FLinden, VA2:12:34.313:1554th21stno
2.Olga Sas-Jaworsky54FHarrisonburg, VA2:12:34.713:1555th22ndno

Male 50-54
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.James Moreland53MGaithersburg, MD1:20:22.18:0219th15thno
2.Phil Holt51MChantilly, VA1:20:36.88:0421st16thno
3.Chris Guillaudeu50MHillsboro, VA1:36:16.49:3843rd29thno
4.Bob James54MLeesburg, VA1:48:02.810:4850th32nd?

Female 55-59
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Punkin Lee59FMiddleburg, VA1:54:39.211:2852nd19thno

Female 60-64
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Mary Mayhew60FWinchester, VA1:44:07.110:2549th18thno

Male 60-64
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Ed Mayhew60MWinchester, VA1:21:08.88:0722nd17thno
2.Mike Moye61MLeesburg, VA1:22:57.08:1828th21stno
3.Garnett Howard62MLorton, VA1:37:54.99:4746th30thno
4.Ray Kitchen61MMartinsburg, WV1:43:30.910:2148th31stno

Male 65-69
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Lloyd Blackwell65MWarrenton, VA1:19:39.97:5818th14thno
2.Douglas Morris67MDelaplane, VA1:24:24.58:2630th22ndno

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