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| Inexpensive trophies were given to the overall winners, to the second to last finisher, and to the fastest male & female who would not have received an award otherwise. And for the sake of stupidity, none of the figurines on the trophies were running-related! Meanwhile, the top three finishers in each age group received color certificates featuring Edvard Munch's painting "The Scream", along with lucky lotto numbers and various quotes related to the word "stupid". (No prize money or Oscar-like trophies were given out this year due to budgetary constraints.) Names of members of the Shenandoah Valley Runners at the time of the race are in bold blue print. Also available are the 5K overall results and split times. E-mail the race director with any questions or corrections! |
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| Female Overall |
| 1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: Judo practitioner trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Sarah Smaltz | 13 | F | Ashburn, VA | 24:13.2 | 7:48 | 10th | 1st |
| 2. | Angie Page | 32 | F | Hamilton, VA | 24:23.1 | 7:51 | 11th | 2nd |
| 3. | Gina Cassella | 33 | F | Leesburg, VA | 25:45.1 | 8:17 | 16th | 3rd |
| Male Overall |
| 1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: Judo practitioner trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Mike Meadows | 48 | M | Martinsburg, WV | 18:35.0 | 5:59 | 1st | 1st |
| 2. | Neal Riemenschneider | 51 | M | Winchester, VA | 19:46.8 | 6:22 | 2nd | 2nd |
| 3. | Bill Osuch | 53 | M | Kearneysville, WV | 21:13.0 | 6:50 | 3rd | 3rd |
| Female Masters |
| golf trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Sherry Puhan | 44 | F | Potomac Falls, VA | 29:39.4 | 9:33 | 27th | 7th |
| Male Masters |
| golf trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Peter Blank | 51 | M | Annandale, VA | 23:21.8 | 7:31 | 8th | 8th |
| Male Senior Masters |
| boxer trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Steve Schaeffer | 56 | M | Mount Airy, MD | 22:48.2 | 7:20 | 6th | 6th |
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| Second to Last Overall |
| race horse trophy |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Amanda Pepe | 13 | F | Winchester, VA | 47:41.7 | 15:21 | 37th | 13th |
| "I Almost Got Shafted" Award |
| horse's rear trophy, given to the first male & female who would not have received an award otherwise |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| F | no winner | |||||||
| M | no winner |
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| Female 10-14 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Amanda Pepe | 13 | F | Winchester, VA | 47:41.7 | 15:21 | 37th | 13th |
| Male 15-19 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Chris Liggett | 15 | M | Berryville, VA | 21:37.0 | 6:57 | 4th | 4th |
| 2. | Tim Gromling | 18 | M | Winchester, VA | 22:51.6 | 7:21 | 7th | 7th |
| Female 20-24 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Lexi Puhan | 24 | F | Fairfax, VA | 29:38.0 | 9:32 | 26th | 6th |
| Female 25-29 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Cristin Wipfler | 25 | F | Arlington, VA | 29:51.0 | 9:36 | 29th | 9th |
| 2. | Annde Cash | 27 | F | Leesburg, VA | 34:42.0 | 11:10 | 33rd | 12th |
| Male 25-29 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Chris Van Mul | 28 | M | Frederick, MD | 26:49.3 | 8:38 | 18th | 15th |
| 2. | Paul Bailey | 27 | M | Leesburg, VA | 28:03.3 | 9:02 | 22nd | 18th |
| Female 30-34 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Robyn Thomson | 31 | F | Leesburg, VA | 27:18.6 | 8:47 | 20th | 4th |
| 2. | Robin Coutts | 34 | F | Berryville, VA | 31:56.5 | 10:17 | 30th | 10th |
| Male 30-34 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Ryan MacMichael | 30 | M | Leesburg, VA | 25:38.9 | 8:15 | 15th | 13th |
| 2. | Chris Coutts | 31 | M | Berryville, VA | 34:08.5 | 10:59 | 32nd | 21st |
| Female 35-39 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Angela Testa | 37 | F | Bluemont, VA | 29:21.5 | 9:27 | 25th | 5th |
| Male 35-39 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Gene Lewis | 36 | M | Cross Junction, VA | 22:11.7 | 7:09 | 5th | 5th |
| Female 40-44 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Anne Pastorkovich | 40 | F | Fairfax, VA | 29:43.6 | 9:34 | 28th | 8th |
| 2. | Nancy Liggett | 44 | F | Berryville, VA | 32:31.4 | 10:28 | 31st | 11th |
| 3. | Jane Cannata | 41 | F | Winchester, VA | 47:41.9 | 15:21 | 38th | 14th |
| Male 40-44 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Chuck Call | 42 | M | Reliance, VA | 25:37.5 | 8:15 | 14th | 12th |
| 2. | Robert Grumbine | 43 | M | Greenbelt, MD | 26:51.8 | 8:39 | 19th | 16th |
| 3. | Craig Myers | 42 | M | Winchester, VA | 28:24.3 | 9:09 | 23rd | 19th |
| Male 45-49 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Don Smaltz | 45 | M | Ashburn, VA | 23:53.9 | 7:42 | 9th | 9th |
| 2. | James Rohr | 45 | M | New Baltimore, VA | 25:22.0 | 8:10 | 13th | 11th |
| Male 50-54 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Dennis Myers | 51 | M | Stephens City, VA | 24:42.0 | 7:57 | 12th | 10th |
| 2. | Fred Puhan | 54 | M | Potomac Falls, VA | 27:21.9 | 8:48 | 21st | 17th |
| 3. | Jim Bradshaw | 52 | M | Springfield, VA | 39:31.2 | 12:43 | 36th | 24th |
| Male 55-59 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Paul Grosz | 56 | M | Stephens City, VA | 26:24.1 | 8:30 | 17th | 14th |
| Male 65-69 |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Richard Runion | 67 | M | Winchester, VA | 35:11.1 | 11:19 | 34th | 22nd |
| 2. | John Hendry | 65 | M | Ashburn, VA | 38:50.0 | 12:30 | 35th | 23rd |
| Male 70 & Over |
| # | name | age | sex | city, state | time | pace | o'all | in sex |
| 1. | Robert Gurtler | 71 | M | The Plains, VA | 29:15.9 | 9:25 | 24th | 20th |
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